 
						04 Sep Your 3-minute crash course in millennial slang
If you’re getting accustomed to terms like bae, salty and lit, you’ve been spending too much time with a millennial.
And if these words are causing you to scratch your head in bewilderment, trust me, you’re not alone.
I now write monthly promotional newsletters for an upmarket beauty brand that attracts the Kim Ks and Kylies of Melbourne. So I suddenly found myself having to consult my 13-year old daughter and 21-year old copywriting assistant – both shameless Instagram addicts – for a crash course in millennial slang.
And boy was I enlightened.
Too good not to share, here it is: the must-have translator for anyone who writes for, markets to, parents or interacts with a millennial. #writinggoals
| Adulting 
 | When a young person starts fulfilling adult responsibilities. Example: A: You’re paying rent now? B: Yep, I’m adulting. | 
| Af 
 | ‘As f@#k’. Used to describe something to the extreme. Example: That guy is cute af | 
| Bae | Used to describe girlfriends, boyfriends and best friends. Some suggest it’s an acronym for ‘before anyone else’. Example: A: Is that your boyfriend? B: Yep, that’s my bae! | 
| Basic | Used to describe someone who lacks any interesting characteristics. Example: Don’t even talk to her, she’s so basic. | 
| Can’t even | When someone can’t deal with something because it’s too much. Example: A: OMG, look at that dog. B: That dog is so adorable I can’t even. | 
| Dope | Used to describe something or someone that is cool or awesome. Example: Ariana Grande is dope! 
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| Goals | Something that people aspire to or find inspirational. Example: A: Look at that sweet couple over there. B: They’re relationship goals. | 
| Jelly | Another word for jealous. Example: Look at her with my ex, I’m so jelly! 
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| Lit | When something is off the rails (super fun). Example: A: Did you go to that party last night? B: Yes, it was lit! | 
| On fleek 
 | Used to describe something that is perfect. Can sometimes be used interchangeably with ‘on point’ and originally used to describe eyebrows. Example: A: Look at my eyebrows! B: Eyebrows on fleek! | 
| On point 
 | Describes perfection and can be used in greater contexts than ‘on fleek’. Example: Her outfit is on point. | 
| Salty | Describes an angry person or aggressive behaviour. Example: A: Alex makes me so angry. B: You’re so salty. | 
| Savage 
 | Being harsh, brutal or nasty. Example: A: You look bad in that selfie. B: Damn, you’re savage! | 
| Shook | Shocked or surprised. Example: A: Trump got elected president. B: What?! I’m SHOOK! | 
| Slay | When someone is excelling at something Example: A: Omg, look at Chloe’s dress! B: Yas Chloe, slay! 
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| Squad 
 | Used to describe a group of friends. Example: A: Do you know Ben? B: Yes, he’s part of my squad. | 
| Throw shade 
 | To disrespect or trash talk someone (usually in public). Example: Katy Perry is always throwing shade at Taylor Swift. | 
| Woke 
 | Being aware. Example: Stay woke about equality. | 
| Zero chill/no chill | Meaning 1: when one loses the ability to be calm. Example: What? Trump got elected? I got no chill! Meaning 2: when one doesn’t care about anything anymore. Example: A: That guy attended class in his pyjamas. B: He’s got zero chill. | 
Credits go to the wonderful Victoria Zhu for helping me nut this stuff out. Her explanations were #onpoint.
 
 			 